Refusing to Die

There is little I love so much, especially when something is so seemingly dead that odds makers look with delight at the prospect of counting it out and taking bets to the contrary, than something that refuses to die.  This eucalyptus, I’m pretty sure it’s a Eucalyptus cneorifolia, the narrow-leafed Eucalyptus from Kangaroo Island off southern Australia, that the aboriginals know as the ‘Isle of the Dead’.

Twice now it’s gone nearly leafless, and it’s not deciduous, due to neglect when I’ve been traveling.  This time I thought it was gone for sure when I got home, having only one completely green and three partially green leaves.  Weeks go by, four of them.  I am pretty much ready to give it up.  Of course I water and examine during these times of final ebbing.

Sacrebleu!  It refuses to die.  Notice the lignotuber, how it is has done it’s part, and also even on the more central branches how new leaves come forth. Clicking on the images will reveal more.

Lignotuber Buds

Maybe ten years ago I’d written a haiku (several, actually, but only one relevant here that I’ll share/(burden you) with.  The idea here was not the wonder of those things that refuse to die, as wondrous as those things are, but more the way trees and things grow –

As this tree rises
unquestioning to the sun
may I also rise

That’s all for the moment, just sharing the bits that otherwise might escape.  All goodness to ye, fair readers.

 

Fox

Yesterday morning past my office door ran a vixen.  I grabbed the camera and chased barefoot.  Caught her (via camera) in the bamboo grove.  I love the way once they have about a hundred feet of distance they just stand and look at you, like ‘Really?’.

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She is raising her young by an old barn across the street.  My neighbor was stealthy enough to get a nice video.  I’ll ask if I can post it.  I think she (the fox) comes back here to hunt squirrels.  Over the harsh winter we fattened up at least four of them – they grew very brazen.  It seems they also grew a bit slow of foot – is that one hanging out of the foxes mouth?

Nature.

Menagerie

Just emerging from a long run of regular work.  Wish I could say I’d made or done something of great purpose outside the work for a dollar channel, but not so much.  I did add a green stone and two tetradrachmas to the meager menagerie I maintain on my desk.

Menagerie

Some think it a distracting exhibition, but I find it fosters creativity.  Kokopelli plays his music.  The Sphinx has the head of Beethoven, so he listens, wishing he had the damn flute.  There’s a madrone root, some Kalahari jasper, you can see.  One of the shells has the opposite twist – I’ve only seen that in this one case.  It’s the gray one front left.

It’s late March and there’s still a foot of snow on the ground here.

 

Redwood Gobans

Alright.  This evening we have a happy turn, just a little bit of doing, one of those things one means to get to but of course years go by.

I’ve played the great and ancient game of go since 2001.  If you don’t know what it is I recommend it to you earnestly – it will sharpen your mind.  A wonderful website that is wide and deep can explain everything about it, the history, the strategy, the proverbs – yes, it has proverbs:  Sensei’s Library.

A goban is a go board.  There is a lot of history to this too.  The Japanese, who ruled the world of go in modern times (until recently) mandated that only certain woods be used, actually there was a hierarchy of woods that could be used.  I believe kaya was at the top. It’s quite a beautiful tree.  Bottom line it’s a big old evergreen.

Go boards are apparently divided into really good ones, with regular grain (masame), and less good ones, with irregular grain (itame).  The first board I made, just to be able to play, was of an outdoor plywood that probably was treated with arsenic.  Aesthetically it was a grave fail, but it did allow me to play.  After using it for maybe a year and a half I decided to make a real one.  This was 2003.  Massive hunks of kaya, though, are hard to find at any price, and if you do find them the price is quite prohibitive.  I scratched my head a bit and eventually came up with and appropriately American idea, why not use redwood?  It’s massive, available, beautiful, celebrates the game taking root on these shores.  Seemed like a plan.  Off to eBay and shortly I was the proud possessor of a 24 x 27 x 2 piece of quartersawn redwood – curly redwood no less, with flames, as they call them, a sort of chatoyance.  At that time I did not have any real working equipment, nor so much money, so I went to Home Depot to buy a sander, because I knew it would need a finish.  I walked over to the man with the big chop saw and had him trim it to the lines I had drawn.  Home I went and here it is, a redwood goban.

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What a lovely thing.  Even though it’s humble and rough in more ways than not, the wood ennobles it sufficiently, and that I took the trouble to precisely measure out – those are not squares mind you, but prescribed to be 7/8 by 15/16 inch rectangles, because that’s the specification.

Years go by.  This is a 19 x 19 grid.  The game of go is notoriously difficult.  Beginners falter.  The 19 x 19 dimension is daunting.  The culture of go recognize that the game is valid at any grid size, though the weight of particular considerations changes with board size.  I wanted to make a 13 x 13 one as a teaching platform.  Some like 9 x 9 for this purpose but I think at that point the relation between global and local is lost, and that’s such a key part of the game.

There I was on eBay one day and a piece of dawn redwood appears.  I’d not seen that ever commercially available as a wood.  Dawn redwood is a Chinese redwood, actually one of only three types of Sequoia in the world (these days) and the only Asian one.  This appealed to me conceptually, maintaining the redwood idea but gong back to where the game was born.  Can you say itame?  I don’t think it’s because dawn redwoods are necessarily of irregular grain, in fact I know that not to be the case, but the piece I’d beheld looked a little like the sky (ok, I exaggerate) in Munch’s ‘The Scream’  (marginally reminiscent?).  Since it was going to be itame I figured I’d just do it rough and quick, so here we are

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This last shot shows the swirling sky I saw on the left, but gobans are so not supposed to be about swirling sky.  I figure for those who are not so serious that they bleed from the ears as they play that some light distraction is no great crime.  If they become serious enough to scoff at such lightheartedness, perhaps they’ve become too serious.

Anyway, this post was merely to share this creation and my feelings of happiness thereto pertaining.  I’ve played for 14 years now and the journey of playing and trying and learning has been deeply satisfying.  Mostly I’ve played online at the wonderful server DragonGoServer.net.  They keep all your stats for free and there’s a lot to be learned from a history spanning more than a decade.

Dragon Curve

If you ever have a yen to play go don’t hesitate to go there and invite Rusty2 to have a game.  Onegaishimasu.

 

 

Painting that falls off the wall

This one keeps falling off the wall, not sure if it’s just that I’m not serious enough about hanging it or if I’m being sent a message and I refuse to hear it.  The photo is poor – I’ll upgrade that when I find my good camera.

Flower in Big Picture

One of the reasons it falls is that it seems to want to curl some, even though it’s Utrecht Canvas Panel.  Another is cheap tape.

What I like, what will be seen in the upgraded picture, is the wealth of things that are happening in the sky, from foreground storminess and water in the air, to spectral hues in the background suggesting advancing or declining light.  The flower itself is a much repeated theme of mine, I have no idea what it is to mean, except that perhaps it wants to be a sun, or, in more ambiguous cases like this (flower) could well be, and the plant itself could be headless – or even more wildly, that there might be a connection.  Here the presence of the flower slightly below the horizon makes that unlikely, not that we know that the horizon does not contain a dip exactly conforming the the shape of the sunflower.

Enough for the moment, will revisit with better photo.

…^^^ – 10 days later.  A second version of the same picture I paste

Detail Flower with Mountains

 

This should test the resolution of your screen devices.  This first is a cell phone shot, the second from a whomping mondo-mega-pixel Nikon CoolPix P510 (I so have no use for the verbiage that surrounds devices with superior technology – every year it changes and what was great and best becomes passe, becomes lame, sad, comic even, that we thought it was good).  Anyway though, the first picture was not really doing justice to all the artful brush strokes in the sky, the way there is movement of the water, falling more densely in some places and less in others, something we seldom note when in the rain, that it’s all different in different places – it’s much easier to figure it’s all the way it is here, even though it’s just not true.  So there’s lots of weather happening in lots of ways and our friendly cactus flower why, it’s almost as if he’s crossed his ankles and taken a moment to act all quiet and cactus-y but at any moment, perhaps when the raindrops hit or when we stop looking it will again be time to dance.

Maybe that’s why it falls off the wall, in fact, so that to the extent that some dancing is necessary and our conceptions of reality are so fragile and that plants are very thoughtful in helping us maintain non-magical interpretations of the world, at least as best as they can, disregarding the obvious miracles of feeding on air and water and sunlight and soil, and the processes of flower and fruit and seed, why introduce voluntary motion as a variable and ponder the volition of what we so love to deem not sentient.  Gently I will place the picture back on the shelf, out of a direct line of sight, and so complete my duties here.

Alabaster Detour

One of the earlier things I wanted to do, a desire born probably around the age of ten years old but never abandoned, was to be able to sculpt stone.  This wish arose both from an even older almost intrinsic love of stone, it’s strength and truthfulness and beauty, as well as the things I began to observe as being wrought from stone.  That summer of 1972 we had moved to a new town (West Bay Shore) and one of the things one does (or did) was get a library card.  The first two series of books I took out were high class picture books on both the history of World War II and on the works of great artists and sculptors. Rodin and Michelangelo were very impressive and so was the idea that one could represent the imagination in stone.  Nigh on formative.

Recently my nephew was visiting and I wanted to demonstrate the power of an angle grinder with a kutz-all disc on it, so I took a piece of alabaster I had lying around, put it in the wood vice, vrrm, vrrm, and a very impressive hollow appeared almost instantly.  I was struck by how fast that was, as in the sculpting of stone, from my limited experience, the gross removal of material is the cumbersome part.  I made a note that I’d make something out of this particular block just to try a few things.

I call this post a detour because I had actually gone to the workshop to make the first shaping of the oaken elephant I’ve been planning.  The alabaster was in the vice that I was to put the oak block in.  ADHD.  How could I remove the alabaster without working on it?  I could not..  Speaking briefly of that elephant, you might have to click on the pictures below, but you should certainly be able to see both side and front views.

Elephant Side at Start   Elephant Front at Start

Anyway, so the elephant had to get in line.  This alabaster block, I drew a circle on it, and beneath that a triangle, and all I really first thought was to use various tools to flesh out (subtractively) those shapes.  The angle grinder makes very short work of alabaster – I think for an outside project though, as opposed to in a closed workshop where the air quality rapidly deteriorates and smoke alarms quickly get set off.  Also it’s noisy to the point of obscuring thought.  Usually I listen to music and think as I make things.  In the future I’d save the use of the angle grinder for cases where a lot of material wants to be removed quickly and it’s outdoors.

After I unplugged the fire alarm I mused as the dust cleared, and finally, thinking Cyclops really, I sketched an eye in the circle.  When I brought the one-eyed circle triangle rough upstairs that night my younger daughter said, oh, it’s an Illuminati.  I did not know that there were such things (not counting ancient secret societies and/or conspiracy theories) as creatures but decided to run with it.  Really my purpose was mostly to discover how certain tools, it didn’t matter here what I made so much as the observations while making. IMAG0611 IMAG0612

I figured if you take the nose and mouth away from a cyclops, just leave the eye, that can be an Illumati.  For the purposes of explaining how such creatures survive, their exceedingly sensitive and specialized eye absorbs the energy of the light it beholds and transforms that into electricity.  That powers their immense cognitive apparatus (far more efficient than ours, as the in their model the thing perceived actually creates the energy for thought) AND the little energy they devote to their specific physical incarnation.  An Illuminati with hair as rich as this one

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probably took a very long time to get that way.  But let’s leave the ponderous bits aside for a moment.

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A standard flat and round file/rasp combo was very quick to cut this stone (I think it’s a Moh’s hardness rating of 2), as was a farriers rasp I had on hand.  I had a Dremel tool with a pea-size kutz-all ball bit that was almost as easy to use as a magic marker, as far as making lines.  What surprises me most though was how a simple orbital sander with grits ranging from 60 to 220 readily put silky polish on the stone.  A stone like this really shames the reputation of stone as being harder than wood, because it’s not.  Nonetheless, at a hardness like this I can’t see how anyone can say that tools limit their ability to shape stone.  The files, rasps and, and sandpaper were perfectly adequate.  An awl could have done that the Dremel did.  Because of this experience I really have to open my thinking to the idea that the real limit is more conception than execution, that sure, you could think of things so wispy that the stone could not hold the form, stallions rearing on two feet as well would not work, but most things will be fine.

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So back then, for a moment, to this imaginary creature.  I kept wondering how it would advantaged or disadvantaged by having only one eye.  No stereopsis (fancy for binocular vision) as least real time anyway, as models could be made by memory and traversal.  It’s the immediacy though, which of course leads the wandering mind, a la Flatland, to the mind of a fly – if flies have minds as we understand them, and whether the idea of a two dimensional reduction of the multidimensional world would seem such a non-starter, as only the barest hint of the underlying reality is so portrayed.  But enough of these conjectures.  I think the singularity of perspective, at least in the immediate sense, maps as a scary quality.  Maybe cyclopes needed to move about more, to obtain the multiple angles we take for granted.  Maybe this need to act to obtain perspective made them wiser, recognizing that a single point of view was not enough; maybe it made them more circumspect, less inclined to think that to see was to know.

What a Cyclops knows, he knows by heart.  Such has been this alabaster detour.

 

Two Potato

or Potato Two, or second laminated wooden potato.

This genre – I am thinking of patenting, or, should I discover that there is a patent holder I’d be willing to buy, or if that holder is unwilling to part with it I don’t know, I’m lost, or, if I discover that such laminated wooden potatoes are an indispensable part of human history and archaeologists encounter them all the time, then I just have to re-think everything.

I don’t know why.  It is as if there is all this beauty sitting around, in the form of wood, and the act of specific representation would only detract – why a duck, why a leaping antelope (and one so poorly executed, at that), why even an egg, because an egg has algorithmic requirements – violate them and it’s not an egg.  But a potato?  It is hard for a simple man to violate the idea of a potato.

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Behold that perfectly irregular yet vaguely oblong shadow.  Does it not have the potato je ne se qua?  Another wrinkle I wondered about, along the lines of whether the laminated wooden potato was already a thing of historical significance, was whether perhaps the National Academy of France perhaps had elevated the ‘stratifié bois de pomme de terre’ already to a place where my experience and remarks could never have any significance.  I’m just too afraid to research this point.

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This particular potato, the second of my works in the genre after the now progenitor (Potato One), is made of a red gum eucalyptus, a spalted maple, some orange osage, and perhaps cherry but more likely butternut as the fourth wood.  I focused specifically on the irregularity on this one.

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and I think that part came out pretty well.  I’m sorry the photography here is only marginal.  If you click on an image I think you’ll find rewarding detail, but the composition is certainly inferior.

Why are wooden potatoes made?  What made the crater near the Yucatan peninsula?  Is there any connection?  How does the fate of the world as we know it depend on fundamental things that we do not understand?

Solanaceae

Of Solanaceae, my experience with it, permit me to share.  Or better yet – of the perfection of a circle, let me speak! – but not really.  The Solanaceae family is very large, and in comparison my experience is very small, yet I’ve seen so much that connects the family and its members that speaking of them together unifies what otherwise would seem discordant potpourri.

Tomatoes I never remember disliking. My children liked ketchup but not tomatoes until unexpected mid-adolescent conversions overtook them. For me the first more detailed experience was my mother’s garden where for a few summers in my teens she had an abundance of plum tomatoes growing. For two months of these years there were reliably two dozen or more fresh ripe plum tomatoes on the counter in the kitchen. Being young and starved, although comparatively neutral to tomatoes at the time, I’d have few each day. They were sweet and fleshy and I evolved a game or ritual that caused me to know them much more closely. There were two goals – the first was to peel the skin off with the teeth without tearing the fleshy walls. This was a delicate act. Thoughtless nibbling would quickly fail. I don’t know that I even succeeded once the first year. Eventually I became good at it though, though I’m not sure I could do it forty years later with the same aplomb. The second feat was to then remove the fleshy walls with ones teeth without tearing the center to which the juicy seeds clung. Done properly one would have a little ball of gel-coated seeds, quite a thing to behold in the catalog of idle amusements. Probably it could be the subject of a photo-exhibition and captioning exercise. Here I’ve left some ground for the earnest seeker. It was never more than once a day that I could succeed at both challenges. How one holds the tomato becomes an issue, if the finer points are to be considered, and where one starts. The enhanced vitamin C intake caused by these exercises made them seem very bright.

I’d taken note, but hardly a special note, of the tomatoes flower. Small, white, with a yellow center, five petals. Any special thought about Solanaceae drop out here until my first shots at gardening, where peppers were a favored subject. By this time the internet had been born (not so in those early days) and one could gather all sorts of mostly true information and connections to persons who knew some things and from them obtain seeds. I had seeds of rocoto and fatalii and a Jamaican purple Habanero that I spent six years growing and have not since been able to find. The first year, observing the peppers grow, and seeing their small white five pointed flowers, and then considering their flesh, the thickness of their walls, the way that the seeds clumped and clung to the center, it was obvious to me that tomatoes and peppers were cousins – and the thing is, you don’t have to believe it – I did not read this, it just occurred to me. That’s something I so love about nature, that just by seeing one can gather so many true and meaningful associations.

The purple Jamaican Habanero – maybe it was not Jamaican – has a flower that can be white and purple, small and five pointed. The leaves are dark green/purple. The fruit is initially purple and stays purple and is quite edible that way until it approaches final ripeness where it turns a blazing red. The heat of these was hot for other peppers but not for the Habaneros of modern times.  It’s no ghost pepper or deadly scorpion or Comet Kohoutek pepper, for that matter. Very good chopped into a fish salad. I grew them in pots and would take them in for the winter. Doing this led me to discover how profoundly solanum attract aphids. I have pity for aphids when I hear the tales of their being cruelly farmed by ants. I’ve stumbled upon and watched such enterprises – I suppose it’s a symbiosis but not one I’d want to be part of on either side of the deal. Anyway the overwintering rate the first years was perhaps three of ten, and the ones that survived just barely. I don’t use poisons but will manually crush dense clusters of the aphids – perhaps I’ll spray soap, rinse them, but I’ve never really squelched and aphid infestation as effectively as putting them outside and letting natural predators do their job. Ladybugs. One year I was living mostly in a hotel in Syracuse. I’d had one of these plants in the suite I’d been given. Miraculously that year there were no aphids. It did well indoors in the fall and winter and when Spring came I asked the hotel staff if they’d plant it in their garden out front. Never have I seen a pepper do better. Daily care – a hundred fruits at least, and very beautiful with the green purple and red at ripeness. I picked bowls of them for the unwitting guests. These purple ones I kept around for several years but after a while one winter I was not quick enough in the face of the frost. I should have been more thoughtful about saving the seeds.  My first excellent specimen below, a really beautiful plant.

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Of the rocoto in particular I must make a few remarks.  It has the thickest walls of any peppers I’ve known.  The seeds are black, also unique to them.  The leaves are hairy. Capsicum Pubescens, that’s how it got the name.  The heat of it is quite variable, gong from a low 7 to a mid 9 (for me 10 is 100K Scoville – anything more I’d put in the genre of stunt pepper). It’s flowers show a little purple sometimes. It has a quite different flavor, as peppers go, well worth growing. I grow these every several years. They have a long season not always fit for us north of Boston, in fact, I’ve never had them fruit unless I’d overwintered them. Were I truly thoughtful I suppose I’d start them indoors in new soil in January and thus thwart both the aphids and the shortness of light, but the ‘were I truly thoughtful’ is always chock full of rich possibilities. Dicing a few of these into a Thanksgiving turkey stuffing or incorporating them into a tomato/pepper base for a slow cooked short rib stew will certainly find admirers.

Here’s a picture of one of the first ones I grew.  The peppers themselves from this plant will eventually turn a wonderful red.  Other rocotos go out toward yellow or orange.

Rocoto

 

The Fatalii seems to be an African habanero, yellow, quite hot, with a flavor diverging from the standard habanero. One year I was able to grow these, seven peppers in all, to fruit in the same season as they sprouted. I made a hot Thai ginger scallop thing with them, snow peas too, a little coconut milk. I’m sure there’s a lot one could do with them. I now buy a puree that available of Fatalii only. Makes me lazy (as far as struggling to grow them).

Alright, so that’s the run of the mill. Remember the small five pointed flower and the fleshy walls and the seeds that cling to the center, sometimes dry and sometimes with gel? Walking around the yard it became clear to me – actually I first noticed it in potted plants I’d brought in for the winter, that there were these little tomato cousins, with a fruit the size of a pea, dark purple/black, born in little clusters of three to five. I squeezed one of the fruits and indeed, little gel coated seeds, fleshy walls – the joy of observing nature. Was it edible? Research research research – I know the solanaceae family has many poisonous branches (no pun) – mostly it’s solanine. It’s what makes green potatoes – oh, did you know, potatoes too are solanaceae – poisonous, but as they ripen the solanine somehow transforms into something else or otherwise diminishes and they’re just fine.  Tomatoes were thought poisonous. Of course this family too produces many utterly discombobulating alkaloids that no sane person would ever choose to court. The name nightshade and all – that’s what Solanum means in Latin. Solanum nigrum is what these little black fruits were from – black nightshade. The thing is that most people don’t know that these guys are just fine to eat if they’re ripe, and they’re delicious, tangy skin, sweet flesh. I’ve subsequently bought (over the internet) preserves made from them in Idaho. One day I’ll make my own, given time and grace enough. They’ve been called huckleberry, wonderberry, sunberry – great controversy arose in the early part of the twentieth century about whether they were the purposeful hybridization of a Luther Burbank or just a weed. Known in Hindi as Manatakkali. Every year five or ten of these will self seed somewhere at the edges of my gardens. I incorporate them in my harvest vegetable stew.

The hooded ones.  Here we drift over to the physalis branch of the solanaceae: Tomatillos, Chinese lantern plants and the cape gooseberry. Tomatillos are sour and slimy but they will grow in great profusion and supposedly add character to chili and other dishes. I grew them for several years, the green and purple and even a yellow kind, and attempted every kind of redemption I could conceive. Turkey tomatillo meatloaf? Tomatillo parmigiana (a la eggplant parmigiana – (you know the eggplant is yet another solanum)) but I have to say that even the a la eggplant parm approach, which would probably make cow flops pretty tasty, did not do so much for the tomatillo. The best was the chili verde angle with pork tenderloin – it’s not that they are still not slimy and sour, but it’s a little tanginess and thickens the liquid. Perhaps diced into ceviche? The cousins, the Chinese lantern plant for example, those berries are edible, but like the cape gooseberry aka peruvian goldenberry aka … I put those in the harvest stew when we grow them. The physalis peruviana is a lovely plant. The leaves can be hairy. Without aphids it would winter very well. The fruits are sweet and a little bit tart. I think I great pie could be made from these – I’ve had a preserve made from Hawaiian grown versions – I think they call it the poha there. Part of the familial relation between these solanacae is illustrated by this observation. One year I grew potatoes from cut up red potatoes I’d bought at the supermarket. The next year though it seems like potato beetles got wind (really) of my potato plantings and came and decimated the plants very early. Having done too good a job there they adopted the phys perviana – which was both a joy to see how the bug showed that these plants leaves taste the same and sad, of course, because what otherwise would have been a bumper crop of gooseberries was also destroyed.

Here, in succession, are pictures of an alluring cape gooseberry at dusk, a ravaging potato beetle on a gooseberry leaf, and a small chorus of ripe cape gooseberries, just before they begin to sing.

Cape Gooseberry at Dusk

Potato Bugs

Gooseberry Chorus

Before I get to the wonders of the kangaroo apple, I must first report on the sad frolics with the Tree tomato. This really is just more of a tale of unrequited desire. To keep it to the point, as this whole ramble is getting to have too many arms and legs, I’d always wanted a tree tomato, just because ‘how cool is that?’ – tomatoes, or almost, that grow on trees. Tamarillo seems to be what they are called, Solanum betaceum for you who are more formal, Tammy or Bettay for street dealers. I’ve ordered mature plants only to have them freeze on my doorstep, ordered seeds that seem never to grow. It’s not that ultimately there is anything so exotic about these, it’s just one of those things at the edge, wanted but never seen, chased but never overtaken, etc.

In March of 2009, at the Pasifika Festival in Western Springs Park in Auckland, I was very attentive to the flora, alert for things I’d never seen. After some browsing about I came across a bushy eight foot tall thing with purple branches and yellow cherry-tomato-like fruits. I quickly jumped to the conclusion that this must be an example of the tree tomato (tamarillo) that New Zealand had been trying to turn into a commercial crop for some time, so eagerly I took two of the fruits. I kept them on the counter in my apartment in downtown Auckland and watched them turn a rich orange as they ripened. After two weeks or so I sliced them open and indeed they were constructed just as tomatoes are, so I was confident of their identity. I let the seeds dry between a few papers in a notebook and eventually (accidentally) brought them back to America.

In June of 2009 I sowed them and 25 or so seedlings quickly sprouted. There was a bit of a heat-wave that July that killed the less hardy but I still had ten or so coming into the autumn. A few I gave to plant oriented neighbors, one to my mother and one to my sister, one to Maeve’s school and three I kept. Over the winter, in the dryness of the cactus room, they developed a nasty case of spider mites and I had to poison them several times to preserve their life. They came through into the spring just barely alive. I set them in the ground in late May and (it was very warm) they took off, growing new stalks, flowering, beginning to bear fruit. It was then that I had to address a nagging doubt, that despite the obviousness of the call that they were tree tomatoes, their leaves shape and flower color did not at all match the pictures of tree tomatoes I’d seen on the internet. I took a picture of one and sent it to an old woman I had met in New Zealand, and she confirmed indeed that these were not tree tomatoes, though she did not know what they were, though some grew near her house and she said she could find out but the thought they were poisonous. This confirmation goaded me to search the internet more vigorously for what they might be. Turns out the colloquial name is ‘Kangaroo Apple‘ – a.k.a. “New Zealand Nightshade”. Nightshades are funny plants, as are potatoes, being quite poisonous when green but entirely benign when ripe. It is said that Australian aboriginals quite like these kangaroo apples – and of course they’re smart enough to wait to eat them till they’re ripe. I tried a few in a salad – not exactly my thing, but bless biodiversity.

This aviculare also proved to be a trifle hardier than I expected – not that they could withstand the northern winters here – but one seed did sprout from a fruit that nust have fallen the previous year. Right now, at the end of 2014, is the first year I’ve been without them sonce that 2009. I recommend them as distinctly fun if you like watching plants grow. Especially the immature leaves, they have different shapes than the mature ones, almost like fingers on a hand.  Immediately following are pictures of a young one flowering one with fruits on the branch, and one selected by a beetle.

Solanum Aviculare Flower

 

Young Kangaroo Apples

Beetle on Kangaroo Apple 3

A few of the less common (upper here in the northeast of North America) solanace I’ve grown are lulo and pepino. Lulo – Solanum quitoense, also naranjilla, has some of the most beautiful leaves I’ve seen. A real delight to watch it grow. In three years though my three plants have never flowered, I guess i’m not puttng enough care into their care. The lulo is supposed to produce a fruit with a citrus flavor, despite not being of the genus citrus. The pepino (Solanum muricatum) is supposed to produce a fruit that is like a pear and a melon all at once, despite being a cousin of a tomato – I think this might be a good aspersion – “You cousin of a tomato!” – yet, like the lulo, for me, this plant has proven unvigorous, susceptible to pests, disinclined to bear flower or fruit. I’ll probably grow them till I get a fruitful outcome, but the journey will be far longer than I’d prefer.

A Lulo leaf below.  Some have thorns, some do not.

Naranjilla leaf

 

On the other side, quick to grow and fruit, three I can discuss. One year I ordered as many different kinds of solanum seeds as I could find from the internet. There were turkey berries, indian eggplants, I can’t even remember the many others. As with eucalptyi I lose track of the which is which with astounding reliability. Anyway one of these, I’m not sure which it was was deemed a no no by the US Agriculture Police. They actually came to my home because they had observed that I had bought one on the internet.  I think the problem was that if released into the wild it was very invasive – I’d bought monster seeds! Now inasmuch as I lose track of which is which I did my best to point out which the offending spawn was, and the good news is that I’ve had no outbreaks of evil plants, but the whole thing was strange. All sorts of plant material moves on thousands of channels all around the world. I certainly would not want their job.

Speaking of nasty solanums though, if you meet a Carolina Horsenettle (Solanum carolinense), do not indulge it. I saw a few of these a few years ago at the edge of the woods in Fairmont Park. I knew they were Solanum of some sort. Short and thorny with orange/yellow cherry tomatoes on it. Poisonous by every account. And tenacious- once you get a few growing they are not easly removed, as they propagate from their own roots, and so, unless fully dug out or poisoned hey will multiply.

The other nasty one, not because it’s invasive but because of it’s prickliness and poisonousness, is the porcupine tomato, Solanum pyracanthon. It’s actually a delightful plant to grow, very vigorous, very beautiful – just don’t touch it or eat it, and all will be well.  Watching them grow, especially for the first time, is quite a thing.

One Very Serious Baby Porcupine

Ornery Porcupines

I’ll close with one that sounds nasty but in fact has behaved very well – the cannibal tomato, Solanum Uporo.  As of December 2014 Wikipedia does not even have these yet.  They are from Fiji, are very like a tomato, are bitter, were supposedly favored by cannibals for adding to a happy homo sapiens stew.  I’ve grown them a few years, have not even gone so far as to try them with pork.

Ripe Cannibal Tomato

So there you have it, and thank you for your great patience if you’ve waded through all this.  This family of plants does fascinate me and with sufficient grace I’ll experiment much further with them.  Mostly though, it’s not even the prospect of what may be done but rather a sense of thankfulness at the wonder of them, that they are some sort of family growing in this tremendous diversity of ways across all of earth’s many environments and adapting to the presented conditions with such creativity.  Pretty awesome to me.

Horned Devil Seeds

Anyone?

Horned Devil Seeds

It must be ten years ago or more late one autumn that I was walking by a little lake and there were a ton of these beneath a tree by the shore.  Very curious, they were hard and black and the points were sharp and all in all these seeds just looked very fearsome.

I kept some in a cup and put them in the garage, not without reasonable misgiving.  For years they sat, never hatching, or sprouting, or doing whatever they were supposed to do. Finally a few years ago I decided to un-riddle the mystery. This might have taken a special research library when I was a child.  Knowledge is becoming so cheap – it’s like it’s not knowledge anymore, just facts passing through, available to anyone who has a moment, but what are facts but props for opinions anyway – be careful about getting involved with them.

Anyway, that picture is what I found at http://plants.usda.gov/java/largeImage?imageID=trna_002_ahp.tif which lead me to learn it’s a water chestnut (though not the one known in chinese cooking: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eleocharis_dulcis), or water caltrop.  I had been fooled by the location next to the tree – these were underwater vines, underwater nuts.  The story is quite interesting http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_caltrop.  Apparently in ancient times Europeans would eat these both as a famine food and where agriculture was still nascent.  In America they are pernicious, invasive, certainly not native.

Chalk this post up to sharing knowledge/information.  I used to think I could meaningfully differentiate between those things.  I remember hearing once that knowledge was the organization of information such that it became useful.  I never liked that definition because it made knowledge little more than a servant of purpose.  I still don’t like that definition.  I’d like knowledge to mean ‘the possession of information whose character will never need to be revised because it is true’.  But I ramble a bit.  Knowledge, as I would like to consider it, is decidedly out of fashion in the internet age.  We have lots and lots of information.  Just a bunch of bits passing through.  Of course they’ll be different tomorrow than today.  And we tend to prefer the most common.

I am still hoping that nothing untoward is born from those seeds, regardless of all I have read.

 

Stairs

Good Morning World,

Not a lot of much to brag over here existentially.  I resurfaced a landing and a few stairs in white oak.  Had never done much fundamental carpentry of this nature before but the concepts were not far.  I did use rough lumber (on purpose, to justify the getting of a thickness planer, which for all their inelegance show why the blessed and beautiful hand plane could not compete on the mass market).  Able assistance in preventing many errors was provided by my brother in law.

Some of the wood (the thick 5/4 9 inch wide treads) I obtained from a local Massachusetts tree-cutter who dries and ages wood himself.  It was of good quality and nicely priced.  The other wood I got, rough also, from Highland Hardwoods in Brentwood, New Hampshire.  Great shorts, including quarter-sawn oak.

1 - Landing

We measured and milled the lumber to size, landing at 15/16 in thickness.  One could get under this from the basement side, so we screwed it in from the bottom up.  Two of the boards we did not getting the jointing just right, we were using the table saw to try to get a straight edge and that does not always go just so.  The variance is never more than an eighth, usually less than a 16th, but I can’t say we planned it for expansion or anything clever like that.  This was done in August and if anything shrinkage will occur during the winter.

2 - Turn

The main point was the replace the existing treads which had weird trip-hazard moldings at the lip over laminate.  The landing was laminate too, matching the kitchen above, but leaving that would have been no fun.  Also the existing stairs were not of a consistent rise, so what seemed like an excessive amount of math and measuring went on to remedy that.

3 - Turn More

I made all the little moldings using the a router with a round over bit and the then the table saw.  That was surprisingly easy.

4 - Top Three

The pictures have enough detail if they are clicked on.

5 - Detail QS

There was very nice figure in some of the boards.  I like thick one piece treads.  We used some sort of honey stain trying to match the kitchen – came close there but I prefer the natural.  Polyurethane on top, low gloss.

6 - Detail Tread

No trumpets, no special remarks, but this was fun to do, a lot learnt including

  • That existing structures often have no level or plumb references
  • That past a certain point I am just not a fine trim painter.  That part came out not so great and for me it would take many lifetimes to remedy.

Anyway, I am thankful to my mother for letting her stairwell be the crash test dummy for this exercise.